Whether you're a man or a woman, a paying customer or looking for a free ride (literally), gay or straight, racked like fertilized fruit or hung like a Clydesdale, there are places to increase your chances of a shag-full night. It's time to board the Love Train for a copulating tour of the world's best countries for getting some:
Thailand: Thailand is one of the primo places to get pimped and pick-up chicks. There are guy services for gals to boot, but when it comes to dollars and cents, Thailand is a place for the boys to find manhood. One of the best places to increase your chances for getting lucky includes bars, pool clubs, dance bars and massage parlors. If you're into a night with a tourist rather than a local, then party down in Phuket or Bangkok (the name just begs for a pun) on the mainland. If you go to one of the islands, it may be best to BYOB (bring your own bang) for the trip. Spain: Spain is about as sexually liberated a country as a tourist on the prowl can find. Men and women alike hunt the streets, sporting their best wares to be seen and had, if only for the evening. One of the hottest places to insure shooting sherbet has got to be Barcelona, where dance clubs take up entire buildings and summer fun always rules the atmosphere.
Latvia: Can anyone say Latvia's labia five times fast? I thought it would be hard. At any rate, Latvia is becoming the g-spot hotspot for finding love from dusk till dawn. Pick up the street catalogues where you can get your own personal black book of names and numbers in Riga. Prostitution is a legal profession for making a living, so if you're the backwards tourist who has no luck at home, for a small fee, Latvia can up your libido.
Austria: Finding a girl that can keep up with your party favorites is easy as 1-2-3 in Austria. I won't even tell you the legal age for a prostitute to get licensed here. Having said that, I will tell you that sex guides are available in even mainstream magazines. You can see your prospect's photo and give them a ring if you'd like. The price here will be thrice that of Thailand, but the chances of them speaking English increase equally as much. "Say it: Who's your daddy?" Hopefully you've got more ammo than this.
The Not-So Western EU Countries: Sexual liberation is in proliferation in Hungary, Ukraine, Bulgaria, Poland, Czech Republic and Slovakia (and Russia). Sex work is an honest day's living where girls rest by day and flood the streets at night looking forward to making their position known. Czech Republic probably tops the list, where the bagnios are clean, established, well oiled and affordable. It's possible to take Willy to Wonderland for less than $30 bucks per hour.
Brazil: The birthplace of the G-string and thong, need I say more? Brazilians, both men and women, are upfront and friendly. They are liberally set and are not scared to ask what they want or need. Have no fear, Brazil is one of the best places for the handsome and hideous, though the latter might have to pay a small fee while the former may play for free. Brazilian guys have no problem treating ladies for the night, and usually expect no money or gifts as prepayment. Dominican Republic: This little island turns into an inferno of frenzied lovemaking by night. A small fee gets you into the love closet for the whole night, as there are no double shifts pulled here. With sloppy-seconds off the mind, breeze by any number of discos, clubs or bars to find an entertainment specialist who can attend to you during your whole vacation if you'd like. They often speak English and Spanish and German, so finding commonality has gotten easier.
